Can I have the last two hours of my life back!

Apparently you can not trust your favorite actors to produce good movies anymore. I'm even starting to wonder if they even read the scripts before they sign on to do movie. Maybe they are all having tax troubles and are hard up for cash? There have been a lot of movies that have come out lately that I'm shocked were even made. So I have come up with a DO NOT WATCH list to save people's precious time so they can spend it doing something more enjoyable.
1.  Cosmopolis:
What the heck were they thinking when they read this script! Who wants to sit for two hours watching Rob Pattinson in a limo the entire time trying to get across town for a haircut. Not to mention his "doctor appointment" he has also in his limo.

2. Killing them softly:
Upside it has Brad Pitt sadly he doesn't show up till about thirty minutes into the movie. (if you can make it that far) the movie is very slow moving and the best part is Brad Pitt's speech at the end.

3. Paperboy:
With all the great actors I thought this would be a great movie. Instead I ended up watching a 70's porn. I wish I could scrub the images from my mind. It made me feel uncomfortable just watching it. Save your psyche and avoid this movie.

4. Spring Breakers:
First I would like to say I thought this was suppose to be a comedy. Nope it was actually trying to be a serious drama. But who could take James Franco seriously looking like that not to mention all the half naked Disney babies making out with each other. I actually turned this on off before finishing it

5. Killer Joe:
Mathew Mathew Mathew Mathew ......Mr. McConaughey what have you been thinking lately? This is a sick twisted thriller I wish I didn't see just because of the content. This movie is about a guy who hires (Mathew McConaughey) a hit man to kill his mother but, doesn't have the money to pay him so he pimps out his barley legal sister. Enough said!

6. Upside down:
Visually stunning and a unique idea but its like they cut out the middle of the movie and spliced the two ends together. Because you have know idea how or when certain things happened. You try rewinding to see what u missed but its not there.

7. Movie 43:
What the ........ Was that! All these famous people doing these horrifying, vulgar skits. If you can make it past the Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts skit you will see two funny ones. The rest just make you uncomfortable. I just scratch my head wondering how they got all these A- list stars to sign on and make this movie.

8. Bruno:
OMG what a mess! Sasha Baron Cohen should not write his own stuff. Just burn it. It's a shame he is a good character actor he was great in Hugo, Sweeny Todd, Talladega Nights.

9. Burn after Reading:
Dumb

10. MacGruber:
Dumber

Lol both are brainless and stupid! After watching them your IQ drops 10 points.
So if you value your time avoid these titles like the plague.