Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Family Halloween Movies

It's that time again for your inner gobblin to emerge and gather your minions for an evening of frightening family fun. This is my favorite time of year but for the young ones it's hard to find not so scary scary movies to watch with them so they feel included in the festivities. So with much deliberation and help from my little minions we came up with a frightfully wonderful list of family appropriate Halloween movies. So pick a movie grab your candy corn, witches brew and take a seat .
1. Hocus Pocus:

2. Monster Squad:

3. Haunted Mansion:

4. R.L Stine the haunting hour:

5. Casper:

6. Ernest scared stupid:

7. Halloween town:

8. The Ghost and Mr. Chicken:

9. Abbot and Costello meets the mummy and meets Frankenstein:




10. Witches:

11. The little vampire:

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Zombies have taken over Hollywood


During my late night web surfing I came upon a website that tells you the movies that will be coming out in 2012-2013 and can I say WTF!!!! It has now become official Zombies have taken over Hollywood and they have sucked the original thoughts and creativity out of all the writers brains. The line up of movies to be released are just to name a few.....
-Dredd 9/21/2012 aka Judge Dredd which originally came out in 1995 with Sylvester Stallone which I actually liked but still its only 17 years old.
-Leather Face 3D 10/5/2012 Do I even need to say do we need another one.....
-Halloween 3 10/26/2012 originally came out in 1982 but there have been so many new "remakes" I don't need anymore.
-Red Dawn 11/2/2012 originally came out in 1984 and had a great cast (Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen) it was a good movie no need to make it again.
-Total Recall 2013 originally came out in 1990 was a great movie the only thing I can say with this one is they want to use the new graphics hopefully they don't mess it up because the original was really good and I'm not so sure Colin Farrel can replace Arnold in acting we shall see.
So then they re release this crap and make us pay more money to see movies we have already seen. What are they thinking and don't tell me they are trying to capture a new audience and bring it to the younger generation because that's bullsh@*! I'm only 31 and they're remaking movies that came out less then 20 years ago. I can almost guarantee the "younger audience" has seen the original and if they haven't there going to go tell there  mom about the new movie coming out and she's gonna say that came out already let's go rent it. It's just redundant B/S that needs to stop, How about remaking movies that aren't well known or haven't been seen by mass audiences for example.....
-1970 Airport
-1981 the Funhouse
-1994 Evolver
or take another book and make it into a movie there are ones I have read and would like to see made into a movie like
The Vampire Academy series
Ava Delaney Series
And I swear to god if you remake The Crow,Rocky Horror Picture Show or Dirty Dancing you should all be fired.That is blasphemy on the highest scale I don't see you remaking Gone with the Wind. I consider those movies classics do not touch them. Also do we need to re release everything in 3D? I mean good god if it wasn't filmed in 3D in the first place it doesn't look 3D when you add the glasses.It's just another way to show you can't come up with a new idea. But you need to make money so let's just re release something in 3D. The sad part is we as movie goers are eating it up and are spending 12.00 a ticket too see an older movie in 3D. But don't be surprised when you come out disappointed you should have known better.

Thank You until next time Good Day.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ode to Halloween Horror

Well as Halloween approaches I find myself craving the great Halloween horror movies more then I usually do but as I look on the T.V. I see that none of the channels that I pay extra for are playing any horror movies which makes me wonder if  i'm the only one that thinks that for the whole month of October they should be playing nothing but Halloween themed movies I mean call me silly but I thought that would be a no brainer they do it at Christmas. So it got me thinking if I had to choose my favorite horror movies what would they be so I sat and thought about it and here is my top 20 favorite horror movies in no particular order.

                                                                1. 1975 Jaws:
The music and the half underwater half above water views scared the crap out of me. I still don't go in the ocean

                                             
2. 1984 A nightmare on elm st
. I find Freddy truly frightening and i loved that it was different from all the other slasher movies at the time he gets you in your sleep that genius you have to sleep .

3. 1980 The Shinning:
  just a classic you can't go wrong with a psychological thriller. you watch him slowly go crazy.

4. 2003 Darkness Falls :
 OK i know a lot of you are gonna say WTF but this movie scared the crap out of me so bad i slept with the lights on for 2 weeks. And yes i know it's about the tooth fairy but hey I'm afraid of the dark lol.


5. 1987 Hellraiser:
 OK truly the goriest movie i ever seen and just creepy gross. The teeth chattering guy was so scary i had to hide under the covers when he came on.


6. 1973 The Exorcist:
OK back when this was made it was really scary i don't find it that scary but it is the best possession movie i have ever seen there just hasn't been anything this well done since.

7. 1976 The Omen:
Without a doubt the creepiest kid ever!! This kid wins the creepiest kid award he made the hairs on my neck stand up.
8. 2005 The Descent:
 not only does this movie have monsters it also plays with your fear of the dark and claustrophobia. You will be holding your breath till the end.

9. 2001 Thirteen Ghost:
 Creepy ghost demons in a crazy house oh did i mention you can't see them unless you have the cool special glasses . Lots of jumpy moments.

10. 1989 Pet Sematary:
 scary thought we all lost loved ones would we bring them back???
11. 2004 Saw:
 OMG these are great goriest movies that keep you guessing and wondering who thinks of these kinds of traps i mean wow.

12. 1979 & 2005 Amityville Horror:
 Just a creepy true story.


13. 2002 Feardotcom:
 Really a great movie underestimated killer movie with a vengeful ghost to boot.

14.1982 The Thing:
Out in the middle of nowhere and the enemy can be anyone....
15. 1986 Aliens:
My all time favorite alien movie i still scream when the alien pops out of the living girls chest.

16. 2006 The Hills have eyes:
nothing more scarier then breaking down in the middle of nowhere and being tortured by mutants.

17. 1986 April fools:
This is a classic and has one of the best endings of all time.

18. 1982 Poltergeist:
the old man alone was creepy enough but throw in a house built on an Indian graveyard and we have a full blown horror classic

19. 2010 The Crazies:
Now this one scares me cause it could happen some government experiment gets loose and we all go crazy...
20. 2004 Dawn of the Dead:
zombie movies are scary but this one they aren't slow they can actually run and communicate yikes we are screwed now.