Showing posts with label Horrible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horrible. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2014

American Hustle **

American Hustle how did this get nominated for all those awards it was the most boring movie I have seen in a long time. I think the best acting in that whole movie was Christian Bales comb over. Jennifer Lawrence was a hot mess I think she channeled her inner Kristen Stewart she was awkward at best. I usually love Jennifer Lawrence but I did not like her in this film. Bradley Cooper was an annoying cry baby who as an undercover cop I would have thought would be smarter. Amy Adams was a saving grace in this film she did well with what she had to work with. But by no means great. Jeremy Renner was just forgettable you don't really remember him once the film is over. The story telling just dragged on and on boring you to death. You figured it out in the first five minutes then had to sit through the next hour and forty five minutes of your life wishing it would just end already. I am in just awe at how this movie could win over some of the other movies nominated.  I would have much rather seen Lone Survivor in the nomination spot instead of this drivel. I will not throw any punches this was a piece of crap. DO NOT waste you time and life on this one. I think we should choose new judges for the academy and make the judging solely based on the quality of the film and acting rather then money or political views.
                                            

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

How to end a movie 101

What is going on with these directors and there horrible movie endings did they all miss that class in film school? There is nothing worse then being in the movie theater enjoying your movie then "BAM" screen goes black you start looking up at the projection rooms little window expecting to see flames and smoke because no way could that have been the ending then credits start scrolling up and you think to yourself what the ..... was that. you leave the theater in a dazed fog unsatisfied and slightly angry and all you can say is WTF were they thinking. This used to be a rare thing but unfortunately it is happening way to often lately. So I'm going to say this to all the directors out there so please take note it is not cool nor will it ever be cool to just end a movie point blank. We as movie goers like our things all tied up at the end all mysteries revealed and bad guys caught. The only time it is OK to leave us hanging is when we know there will be a sequel. I mean Salt was a great movie till she jumped out of the helicopter and then it ended role credits no way did they just do that what did they run out of money and thought OK i guess will just stop there then. You better be making a salt 2 or that was just a waste of time and don't get me started on the disastrous ending in skyline. what the heck was that OK lets just lay down and give up........end WTF really. Bad endings happen so often now a days I don't even want to spend the $10 to go see the movie in theaters anymore. I mean isnt the point of making a movie to make money at the box office and then again in dvd sales well if you keep up with these endings your not gonna do that and you will lose future money on all box office movies cause people will just stop going to the theaters.

My Top 5  worst movie endings:
1. Skyline :
We are gonna try and fight the aliens oh wait i got zapped one two many times im tired i need to lay down end scence.......just horrible...... then the stupid comic like drawings flashing in the credits horrible.

2. Salt
She jumps from her helicopter and you think she's gonna go after the other "bad guys" but no it just ends. whens part 2 coming out?
3. No counrty for old men
Ramble Ramble Ramble and the bad guy gets away.............

4. The Fog (2005)
It was great untill they get in the car and try to drive out of the fog and then he shoots everyone except himself only to then realiz he didn't have to ..........tragic

5.The Abyss
The stupid alien ship rises out of the ocean and everyone is fine..............could we not think of an ending so we just didnt make one?


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